The sporadic thoughts of a simple guy who likes things simple. I plug what I like, and diss what I don’t. You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and Pinterest.Tumblr (3.0; @sys64738)http://sys64738.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8de24306f2e1abab41720ccf678bbeed/tumblr_mmetsiDZri1qzlrmoo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>After the baby grows up</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/49851102319http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/49851102319Tue, 07 May 2013 07:34:19 -0500strollerbabyfunnycleverbaconeggsfoodfryerbreakfastAnyone Can Do It: How To Request To Have Your House Blurred On Google Maps Street View:...http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/48780915809http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/48780915809Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:33:06 -0500googlemapsstreet viewhow-toprivacy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a86a89d6fa4b7db9cef730ab8a1838ea/tumblr_mjo3i175AN1qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best fortune ever. Could apply to me here on Earth…or Middle Earth.</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/45363522773http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/45363522773Thu, 14 Mar 2013 15:27:37 -0500fortune cookiechinese foodlotr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2f07e2bd79908e7eed09d47507c8796/tumblr_mjhei6d5yq1qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Night!</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/45093509963http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/45093509963Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:42:05 -0500scaryspiderssleep<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90f0037c23a7abff9f892656c95309d0/tumblr_mizmzc9yLJ1qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Welcome to Tumblr, son</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/44296263267http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/44296263267Fri, 01 Mar 2013 09:28:24 -0600funny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8caa16834c7abd6418c59701efd873bf/tumblr_misaynKCyU1qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Your brain on Monday</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/43988198103http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/43988198103Mon, 25 Feb 2013 10:25:35 -0600funny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/64844c9e0ba674911fbb586bf5409276/tumblr_mikoqeq3G61qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Every morning when the alarm goes off</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/43643012809http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/43643012809Thu, 21 Feb 2013 07:42:14 -0600funnytruemorningalarm<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/87b081cf1c729c3498c8b538e312bfbf/tumblr_mhu5o9ngvq1qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Beyonce’s publicist wants her unflattering photos “removed from the internet”… COMPUTER SAYS NO</p> The other offending photos, and one hilarious GIF: <a href="http://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internet">http://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internet</a>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/42488717622http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/42488717622Wed, 06 Feb 2013 23:52:57 -0600beyoncelittle britainbbccomputer says noscary<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Vxq9yj2pVWk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>ENHANCE! (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk&feature=share">dunk3d</a>)</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/41978360917http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/41978360917Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:44:11 -0600videocomputercomputingimageenhancementfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzban58ChI1qz5uc4o1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzban58ChI1qz5uc4o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzban58ChI1qz5uc4o3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzban58ChI1qz5uc4o4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzban58ChI1qz5uc4o5_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzban58ChI1qz5uc4o6_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><span>Dictator Valentines (via </span><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benkling.tumblr.com/post/17532466656/because-people-have-requested-a-photoset-heres">benkling</a><span>)</span></p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/41944721291http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/41944721291Thu, 31 Jan 2013 08:27:21 -0600funnyvalentinedictator<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f37d3e24254e17c7dc7d7ba8b1335fa8/tumblr_mhh7uoEkac1r5h01ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Dictator Valentines. (via </span><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vincentandvincent.tumblr.com/post/41929898348/dictator-valentines">vincentandvincent</a><span>)</span></p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/41944657104http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/41944657104Thu, 31 Jan 2013 08:25:37 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7eb243e99d8611c28594011acb822e3a/tumblr_mg9zvhgNnN1qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kids in 1984 vs. 2012</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/39956289381http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/39956289381Mon, 07 Jan 2013 16:02:05 -0600kidschildrenplayoutsideactivityelectronics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3741b276cf2d682fcda36c9434cfffa/tumblr_mfs48pf5Gp1qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s gotta happen sometime</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/39108038934http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/39108038934Sat, 29 Dec 2012 00:19:37 -0600funnylolwinzipCold weather tip: Wear your coat and gloves for a few minutes INSIDE before heading out.http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38844539237http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38844539237Tue, 25 Dec 2012 22:50:01 -0600cold weathertips<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92my7ZkmG1qi6ua1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92my7ZkmG1qi6ua1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>The stem of a pine tree. Merry Christmas! (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wired.tumblr.com/post/30489454321/hmm-never-going-to-look-at-a-christmas-tree-the">wired</a>)</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38794842149http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38794842149Tue, 25 Dec 2012 10:02:25 -0600microscopicstempine treechristmas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1bef7b82957096899ed36f2dd826c09/tumblr_mfbg4xm0OB1qasi66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>End of the world, let’s do this! </p> <p>(Whatever.)</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38392220606http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38392220606Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:30:09 -0600mayancalendarapocalypsearmageddonprediction<a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/">6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You A Better Person</a>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38232931814http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38232931814Tue, 18 Dec 2012 10:59:41 -0600realreal talkouchtruthlist<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KVu3gS7iJu4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Man of Steel: Official Trailer #2 (HD)</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38229544748http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38229544748Tue, 18 Dec 2012 09:52:10 -0600supermanmovieman of steeltrailer<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/diP-o_JxysA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Star Trek Into Darkness - 2013 Teaser (HD)</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38156449095http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/38156449095Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:51:00 -0600star trekmovietrailersci-fi<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eCQNmFoz_dI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>How (not) to wrap a cat for Christmas</p>http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/37906866532http://sys64738.tumblr.com/post/37906866532Fri, 14 Dec 2012 08:08:29 -0600funnychristmascatwrapping